For the specially crafted tumblers to memorize a vehicle’s ignition key the first time it is inserted into the lock, all it takes is one complete turn of the key to moving the tumblers into position to fit that specific key. BOLT Locks’ patented “Breakthrough One-Key Lock Technology” provides a convenient security option for protecting trailers, hitches, boats, generators, kayaks, and more, all while reducing key clutter on a keychain. So you know that your old man is going to appreciate your thoughtfulness when you give him the gift of security this year. Trailers are crazy expensive, and typically so too are what they carry. It may sound silly to some, but handing Dad a set of really sturdy locks for the trailer hauling end of his truck or SUV makes for a really thoughtful gift, and for good reason. This is precisely why the Milwaukee-based brand is rolling out an entire incentive for Father’s Day this year. This is especially true when it comes to towing and trailer security. The Toyota truck in Quicksand? Thanks, I hate it.When it comes to award-winning security hardware, it’s pretty tough to beat BOLT Locks. No one should drive a truck the color of Jake-from-State-Farm’s khakis. Car paint should not be the color of bread. Only the actual military needs camouflage for the dessert. 2018 RAV-4 Hybird.īut car and truck paint needs glitter. I come from a Toyota family, and every car I have ever driven or owned has been a Toyota. At worst, it’s the diarrhea your dog has on the sidewalk that you smear into the concrete when you try to pick it up with the plastic bag. It doesn’t shock me Eric bought this heinous vehicle.Īt best Quicksand is the color of canned Blue Buffalo Chicken Dinner for Dogs. He is friends with another neighbor who once asked me, “Are you familiar with the philosophy of Jordan Peterson?” Eric sets off boom boom fireworks when the Pats/Bruins/Red Sox win championships. His air compressor runs all weekend long. Eric is retired and always working on his cedar shingles, but he never seems to be done. My neighbor - let’s call him Eric - bought one of these trucks. It’s the perfect color to appeal to cosplay pew pew gun nuts who talk about freedom not being being free but never quite made it down to the Army enlistment office for the Iraq War. Not since Gilligan’s Island has quicksand been this popular. Since there is no reason to not to know anything (copyright Google), I looked up the official name. For a while, I just called it the Silly Putty truck. So many stupid grey trucks.īut lately, I see fewer gray Toyotas and more of this uninspired tan color. Hell, I even dated a guy who had one, so after he dumped me we broke up, I would see one and think, “Is that Dave? Oh wait, is that one Dave? Is that Dave in the West Marine parking lot? Is Dave at Applebee’s getting mozzarella sticks without me?” We live on an island, and I saw Dave everywhere. “Are you in construction?” “No, I’m a regional manager for Xerox.”Ī few years ago, my local streets were full of metallic gray Toyota Tundra pick-ups. Most of the time, the trucks are sitting in a Schaumburg, Illinois, office parking lot. One day they might need to buy some plywood from Home Depot or haul junk to the dump, so Americans - mostly dudes - buy trucks. In America, most people buy cars for their maximum usage. Welcome to the first in the quarantine series I am calling Thanks, I hate it. So let me try something else I am very good at: judging ugly ass shit. I’m here for the sportsball, but since all live tennis tournaments are cancelled, I’m struggling. Beth is our Outlander subject matter expert. Fauci has medical knowledge and perfectly timed face-palms.
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